Latest Funny Jokes in Hinglish, Funny Hinglish Jokes 

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Latest Funny Hinglish Jokes

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Ham Shakal

Ek pagal zor zor se hans raha tha. Logon ne poochha ki wok is baat par hans raha hai….? To usne kaha…. “mera bhai mera hamshakal tha. Jab bhi wo logon ko pareshan karta aur logon ko sataya karta tha, to log dhoke mein mujhse bdla lete the. Aur aaj main margaya to log usko dafna kar aagaye.”

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Maths Ke Master Sahab

 Student(dost se): Mujhe maths ke master sahab bahut achche lagte hain..?

Dost:Wo kyun bhala…?

Student: Wo mujhe baat baat par class se bahar kar dete hain.

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Maasoom Jawaab

Teacher(Student se): Tumhaari siyaahi bahut pheeki hai.

Student(Maasoomiyat se): Achha janaab! Kal main is mein cheeni daal kar launga.

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Extraordinary Bhikari

Bhikari: Main koi ordinary bhikari nahin hoon, main ne “Paisa Kamane Ke 100 Raaste” naamak kitaab padhi hai.

Aadmi: Phir tum bheek kyun maang rahe ho?

Bhikari: Kyunki isi kitaab mein likha hai yahi sab se aasaan tareeqa hai.

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Copy

Examination hall mein ek ladka apne saamne baithe ki answer sheet dekh raha tha, examiner ne daanta aur poochha, “ tum kya dekh rahe the? ”

Ladke ne ghabrakar kaha…. “Main yeh dekh raha tha ki kahin is ladke ne meri copy to nahin ki.”

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Stitching Ka Paisa

Ek mota aur hatta katta aadmi tailor ke paas gaya apne kapdon ka size dene kr baad tailor se paise poochhe,Tailor ne kaha “1000 rupaye.”

Aadmi ne kaha, “ Phone par to aap ne 600 rupaye bataye the.”

Tailor ne jawaab diya… “wo shirt ki stitching ka amount tha aur yeh tent ki stitching ka amount hai.” 

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Goonga Bhikari

Ek bhikari haath mein poster liye bheek maang raha tha, “ Main goonga hoon, allah ke naam par meri madad karo.”

Ek musaafir ne poochha … “ Baba … aap kab se goonge hain…?”

Bhikaari ne sahaj kar kaha… “Main paidayeshi goonga hoon.”

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Curfew

Curfew ke dauraan ek aadmi ghar ke baahar so raha tha. Tabhi police aayi aur us aadmi ko jaga kar kaha, “ tumhein pata nahin ki curfew laga hai….?”

Aadmi: Nahin Pata.

Police: Chalo police station, abhi batata hoon.

Aadmi: Thoda tahro bhai, main apni chaar paayi andar rakh doon.

                   Jab thodi der tak aadmi baahar nahin aaya …..

Police (Darwaza knock karte hue): Baahar niklo.

Aadmi (andar se): Are bhai….! Baahar kaise nikloon, baahar to curfew laga hai.

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Bin Pende Ke Glass

Glass khareedne ke liye do idiots market gaye. Ek shop par glass ulte rakhe hue the. Glass ko dekhte hue ek ne kaha. “yeh glass to upar se band hain.”

Doosre ne ek glass ko palta kar dekha aur kaha, “ Aur inke pende bhi toote hue hain.”

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Dahej - Baaraat

Husband: Are suno! Munna ro raha hai chup karaao use.

Wife (Gusse mein): Main kaam karoon ya bachche sambhaloon. Main ise dahej mein nahin layi thi, khud hi chup karalo.

Husband: phir rone do. . . main konsa use baaraat mein lekar aayaa tha.

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Confusion

Sonu:  Itna pareshaan kyun ho?

Monu:  Ek baat bilkul bhi samajh nahin aarahi hai.

Sonu: Kya baat hai. . . ?

Monu:  Jab dil mein koi haddi nahin hoti to phir toot’taa kahan se hai?

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Top Reply…!

Ladki:  Hello, main Kavita bol rahi hoon.

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Ladka:  Han bolo, mai taali bajaunga. . . !

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Khatarnaak Khel

Motu: Kya tum ne kabhi koi khatarnaak khel khela hai. . . ?

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Patlu: haan. . . . kabhi kabhi biwi ko ulta jawaab de deta hoon. . . !!!

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