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Mathematics Teacher
Student (to friend): I like very much our math’s teacher.
Friend: Why...?
Student: Because they get me out of class every time.
Innocent Answer
Teacher (to the disciple): Your ink is too pale.
Disciple (innocently): Well sir! Tomorrow I will bring sugar.
Extraordinary Beggar
Beggar: I am not an ordinary beggar, I have read a book called
'A hundred ways to make money'.
Man: Then why are you begging?
Beggar: Because this book states that this is the easiest way.
Copy
In the exam room, a boy was watching the copy of the boy in front of him,
the teacher scolded and asked, "What are you looking at?"
The boy said nervously ... "I see that this boy did not imitate
me."
Sewing Fee
A fat and stripped man approached the tailor and after giving his measure,
he asked for amount of service. The tailor said "1000 rupees."
The man said, "On the phone you told 600
rupees."
The tailor replied - "They were sewing a
shirt. And these are stitching the tent."
Dumb Beggar
A beggar was begging with a plaque in his
hand, "I'm dumb, help me in the name of God."
One passenger asked, "Baba ... when is
you dumb ...?"
The beggar said indiscriminately ... "I'm
a born dumb."
Curfew
During the curfew, a man was sleeping outside
the house. That's when the police arrived and woke the man and said,
"Don't you know that curfew?"
Man: "Don't know."
Police: "Let's go police station. I will show you. "
Man: "wait brother ...! I just put my bed in."
When the man did not come out after a while. . . .
Policeman (knocking door): "Hey get out.
Man (from inside): "Hey brother ...! How to get out, there’s curfew
outside. Don’t you know? "
Glass Purchasing
Two fools went to the market to buy glasses.
Glasses were lying upside down in the shop. Looking at a glass, one said,
"These glasses are closed from above."
Another looked at a glass inverted and said,
"And their bottoms are broken too."
Dowry - Procession
Husband: Hey listen, Munna is crying, shut him up…
Wife (angrily): Should I
work or handle the children, I did not bring him in dowry; keep him silent on
your own.
Husband: Let him crying… i didn’t take him to the wedding
procession...
Confusion
Tony: Why are you so worry?
John: One thing is so anxious to me.
Tony: What is that?
John: When there is no bone in the heart, then where is it breaks
from?
Dangerous Game
Sam: Have you ever played any dangerous game . . .???
.
.
.
David: Yes… Sometimes I give a reverse answer to my wife…!!!
Great Scientist
Sir asked in class ... "Name a great
scientist?"
Student: Alia Bhatt!
Sir (showing the stick):
Have you learned like this?
Another student: He is Tilting
in speaking Sir, saying Aryabhatta …!!!
Q&A
Q: Why do men like Love at first sight..?
A: It saves them a lot of time.
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