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Reality Based Painting
Ek artist
reality based paintings banate the. Unhon ne kabhi conceptual painting nahi ki
thi. Ek baar unke ek known person ne apni ek painting banane par zor diya. Artist
ne unki painting banayi aur studio mein rakha. Ek din jab artist ka student
studio mein aaya to usne painting ke saamne artist ko apna sir pakde hue dekha.
“Kya baat hai
…..? Kya unhein painting pasand nahi aayi….?” Student ne hamdardi se poochha.
“Nahi, unhein painting to pasand hai, lekin wo kahte hain naak achhi tarah se nahi bani hai, ab main ise theek Kardoon.” Artist ne ek dead tone mein kaha.
Aaj Tak
Son (to father): Papa Ji….! Main apni mom ko bataye bina ghar
se bahar jaane ke liye kab jawaan h jaunga.
Father (in sad tone): Beta…! Itna jawaan to aaj tak main bhi nahi
hua.
Ultimate Answer
Question: Maths
book itni udaas kyun hai….?
Answer: Kyun ki is mein lots of problems hain.
Misunderstanding of welcoming
Ek aadmi apne
pet dog ke saath veterinary hospital gaya aur doctor se kaha, “ Mere dog ki
poonch kaat do.
Veterinary
doctor ne hairat se poochha, “Aap aisa kyun karna chahte hain….?”
Dog ke saath
wale person ne jawaab diya, “Kyun ke meri saas hamare ghar aa rahi hain aur
mujhe ghar mein aisa kuch bhi nahi chahiye jis se unhein misunderstanding ho ki
unka swagat kiya jaa raha hai.
Take no chance…!
Ek advocate ne apne client ko abroad phone kiya,
“Aap ki saas ki mrityu ho chuki hai, ham antim sanskaar karein ya dafan karein…?”
Client ne
jawaab diya, “take no chance, dono ka aadesh do.”
Man, The Master of women
Ek naujawan ne
jiski shaadi hone waali thi ek book stall par ek sales girl se poochha, “Kya
aapke paas ‘Man, The Master of Women’ naami book hai….?
Sales
girl ne ek taraf ishaara karte hue kaha “Sir, Kalpana Vibhaag doosri taraf
hai.”
Then and Now
Wife (to husband in anger): Main hi moorkh thi jab maine tum se shaadi ki
thi.
Husband (pushti karte hue): wo to tum ho, lekin us waqt maine parwah nahi
ki thi kyunki main pyar mein andha tha.
Kal kuch Aur
Salesman (to Santa): Sir, kya aap is powder ko lena chahenge.
“Kis liye….?” Santa ne sales man se poochha.
“Ants ke liye, sir” salesman ne kaha.
“Nahi”, Santa ne samjhaya, “Agar aaj maine
unhein powder diya, to kal wo lipstick ya kuch aur mangenge.”
Hai koi jo yeh kar sakta hai…?
Circus mein
pinjre ke andar, ek ladki aur tiger ek doosre ko kiss kar rahe the. Ring Master
ne logon se poochha, “Kya koi hai Jo yeh kar sakta hai…?”
Santa (Josh mein) : Main aisa kar sakta hoon,
lekin pahle is tiger ko wahan se door karo.
Hey Bhagwan….!
Santa: log mujhe “Bhagwan” maante hain.
Banta: Tumhein kaise pata ke log tumhein “Bhagwan”
maante hain….?
Santa: Aaj subah jab main park mein gaya toh sab log
keh rahe the, “Hey Bhagwan, tum phir aa gaye.”
Ghalti ki saza
Marriage anniversary par, wife ne husband se
kaha…. “Is baar ham dinner mein chicken banayenge.”
Husband (hamdardi se): Ham apni ghalti ke liye
bechaare chicken ko kyun saza dein.
Aisa Kyun
Ek moment par Santa bahut ro raha tha. Banta ne
dilaasa dete hue poochha, “ tum kyun ro rahe ho…?”
Santa ne jawaab diya “Meri bahen ke do bhai hain, jabke mera sirf ek hi bhai hai.”
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