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Villager (to a Policeman on phone): A donkey has died in the township.
Police: Why are you telling us, don't wash and bury.
Villager: I thought I should inform his relatives first.
Big Matter
An idiot (to another): One time I was on a bus that suddenly fell. And the
truck passed over me but I was alive.
The second idiot: That’s a thing too! So many big airplanes flying above
me daily, but nothing happens to me.
Very Sure Of..!
One time someone asked me how old you are?
I replied '23 years'
Expressing surprise at this, he said, 'This is
the same age you mentioned two years ago.'
I replied, 'Yes! I am very sure of the point,
what I will say today, will not go away even ten years later. ”
Savings
A stingy man was bowing down in sadness and
sorrow. One of his friends asked, "What the hell? Why are you so sad?
"
Stingy: Earlier, it was 500 rupees and now it is 400 rupees.
Friend: Then you should be happy. 100 rupees will be saved on
1kg.
Stingy said . . .
"That's the matter. Earlier, I used to
save Rs 500 by not buying but now only 400 rupees will be saved.
Enjoying Luxurious…!
One time a stingy boss was
in the car with his driver. Suddenly boss ordered - "Stop the car and pick
up the peanuts from the front road." The driver brought the peanuts. Boss
broke the peanuts and then came out two seeds. Boss ate one of them himself and
the other gave to the driver and said . . .
"If you stay with
me, you will enjoy the luxurious ..."
The Referee's Answer
There was a great competition for wrestling between the two wrestlers.
Suddenly the referee yelled - "Stop the leg twitch ...!"
'' No...! Today I will break it and kill it.
”The wrestler exclaimed angrily.
'' Fool...! This is your own leg. ” The
referee replied.
The Most Dormant
Some friends were sitting and talking. A man passed by.
He said...
"Tell me which of you is the most dormant?
I want to reward him. "
All raised their hands but a friend remained
silent. The man said that you seem to be the Idler. Take your reward of Rs 500.
"
"Please put it in my pocket," he
replied obtusely.
Medicine to Become Young
Doctor (to an old man): "I'll give you a medicine that will make you
rejuvenate."
Old Man: "Doctor, No! No! Who will pay me the pension if I
am young? "
Benefit of Similar Face
One madman was laughing out loud. People asked why he was laughing like....
He said ... "My twin brother and me have the similar face. Whenever he
used to harass and manipulate people, they would take revenge on me in his
deception. But today, when I die, people buried my brother and come back.
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