Most Funny Jokes In English | Funny Jokes In English
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| Very Funny English Jokes |
Customer Care Executive
Teacher (to Sam): What does your father do?
Sam: He abuses every day!
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, he is a customer care executive…!!!
Unknown Phone Call
At midnight ... bedroom telephone rang . . .
Husband (to wife): If someone asks about me, tell me I am not
at home!
Wife (picking up the phone): My husband is at home!
Husband (teasing): I’ve said,
if someone asks about me then said them, “I am not at home”.
Wife (giggling): Sleep quietly;
there are no calls for you every time...!!!
Husband unconscious….
First Time
As soon as the boy got out of the station, he started jumping with
happiness…!
Friend: What happened, why are you so happy?
Boy: Today for the first time a girl talked to me in the
metro!
Dude: Wow brother, what did that girl talk about?
Boy: I was sitting; she said get up, this is ladies seat . .
. !!!
Warning . . . !
An electrician said to his helper boy, "Son! There are two wires, touch
one of them and see that there is no electricity in it.
Following the instructions, the boy replied, "No."
The electrician said . . .
"Be Careful! Don't dare to touch the other wire otherwise you will die.
"
Needful
Complaining about a wicked boy, the teacher wrote to his father . . .
"Dear Parent! Your child is very naughty, he doesn't like to read and
write and fights with other boys and doesn't let them work either. Please instruct
it to him and teach him the discipline. "
The
father wrote in reply . . .
"Sir, if I could do all this myself, why I send the child to school
...?"
Unparalleled Example . . . !
A tourist was visiting the zoo with a guide. When he reached in front of a cage
in which a lion and a goat were locked together, the tourist was shocked and
said to the guide, "Wow! Wow!" This is a unique example of peaceful
coexistence, but how is it possible . . .? "
"It's like we put a new goat in the cage
every day," the guide replied explicitly.
Big Misunderstanding
One man complained
to his neighbor ... "Look sir! Yesterday your son threw a stone at me.
"
Man: Did that stone hit you . . .?
Neighbor: No.
Man: So he is not my son, he will be someone else's son. You
have a big misunderstanding.
Before Eating . . . !
Teacher (to student): Have you done your homework?
Student: No.
Teacher: Then get ready to have sticks.
Student: Sir! Let me wash my hands . . . ?
Teacher: Why . . . ?
Student: My mother says that you must wash your hands before having
anything.
Same Place . . . !
One friend (to another):
Why aren't you coming to school . . .?
Second: Dude! My father says that going to the same place again
and again reduces respect.
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