Very Funny Jokes In English
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| Very Funny English Jokes |
The Obvious Difference
The difference
between a normal woman and a film actress is very clear that an ordinary woman
reserves her wedding dress for her daughter after marriage while a film actress
keeps the wedding dress for her next marriage after marriage.
Kind-Hearted
A very kind man was living in a village. He cared more about others than
himself. He always found concern for others in his troubles.
Once, despite all precautions, locusts invaded his cotton fields and
destroyed all crops.
When this man met his friend in the village Circle, after talking here and
there, the friend asked, “And tells me ...! What is the condition of the crop?”
“Too bad…” The man replied with a cool sigh.
“Why...? What happened . . . ?” The friend
asked anxiously, “Just tell me, man.” the kind-hearted man taking another deep
breath & said... “A million locusts are roaming in my fields and there is
nothing for the poor to eat.”
Reason
Referring
to his wife, a gentleman told his friend ... "I married her because she
saved my life."
The friend inquired with interest ...
"How is that ...?"
"She stopped his father from shooting at
me." he replied.
Act of Richness
Once a beggar came
to a gentleman and begged, "The question is for one rupee, Sir ...?"
The gentleman came near to the beggar and told
"what are you doing man? Ask for more!"
Beggar asked happily, "It is a question
of 50 rupees, Sir . . .?"
Gentleman opened his wallet with a selfless
payment and said, "I'm sorry, Baba ... At first, it was an insult to us to
apologize for the question of less money."
Proper Style
A gentleman joined to his new job and worked on the computer late in the
evening on the first day. The boss was also happy and asked ... "What did
you do till evening?"
He replied ... "All the buttons on the
computer keyboard were distorted; I have fitted them all properly."
The Secret of Health
One friend (to another):
Banana peel should also be eaten.
Second friend: Does it make
hands and feet healthy?
First friend: Yes . . . !
Not of those who eat, but of those who walk on the road.
The Shopkeeper's Surprise
A boy (to shopkeeper): Uncle
. . . ! How did you give these eggs?
Shopkeeper (surprised): what are you asking…?
The price or method..!
Own Thing
A wrestler (to his opponent): You can never
win this competition because you are fighting only for the prize and not for
your honor and dignity.
Opposing Wrestler: Obviously, the one who does
not have it fights for it.
This is how it is…!
One day in Saudi Arabia, an Indian went to a grain store to buy flour.
Indian: I need wheat flour.
Shopkeeper (pointing to lentils): Haazaa..!
Indian (mixing up wheat grains on palm): This
is how it is of….!
The Answer is how, the question is….!
Police (to shopkeeper): Do
you black coal ...?
Shopkeeper: No sir. Coal is naturally black.
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