Seriously Funny Jokes In English
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April Fool
A man
boarded a bus to go somewhere on April 1. When the conductor demanded to buy a
ticket, he paid ten rupees out of his own pocket and bought the ticket, then
addressed the conductor and said ... "April Fool ...! I also have a
pass."
Innocence
Elections
were about to take place, candidates were going door to door asking for votes.
A candidate knocked on a door and a young girl opened it.
"Hello doll." The candidate said ...
"Is your father in the Congress party or in the Samajwadi Party . . . ?"
"He is in the bathroom.” The girl replied
innocently.
Mindfulness
One day
guests came to the house of a stingy person.
The miser asked the guest ... "What will
you eat?"
One of the guests said ... "We will eat
what you eat."
Stingy person ... "My heart is wishing to
eat some fresh air at this time."
Ideal lazy
The general
manager of the office was an ideal lazy person. One day he suddenly surprised
everyone by announcing that brother! I will go to the gym today.
"Very well
...!" Said a gentleman happily..." finally you got the idea of
exercise."
"Who is going to exercise poorly
..." GM said making a face ... "I have to cancel my membership."
The Habit of Wasteful Spending
"John, are you reading anything
...?" The stingy father asked his son.
"No." the son replied shortly.
"Are you writing something?" The
father asked again.
"No, Dad ... I'm thinking of
something." John replied.
“Then take off your glasses for God's sake.
This habit of your wasteful spending will one day make me bankrupt.” The stingy
father roared.
For the first time
John (to friend): Look, that girl is looking at me and
smiling.
"Its nothing." friend replied ...
"When I first saw you, I didn't stop laughing for three days."
Celebration
Wife (to husband): Look at the drunkard in front of me, I
refused him for marriage ten years ago and he is still drinking.
Husband: Wow...! Such a long celebration.
Who Started...?
Father: Son . . . ! This time you have to bring 90% in the
exam.
Son: No, Dad . . . ! I will bring 100% this time.
Father: Why are you joking?
Son: Who started it?
Misunderstanding
Wife: You were abusing me last night while sleeping.
Husband: You have misunderstood.
Wife: Misunderstood, how…?
Husband: It’s that, I was asleep.
Good News Column
In the
newspaper's office, a journalist asked another, "Why is the Minister so
angry at the news of his resignation ...?"
"You
probably didn't pay attention. We mistakenly printed the news of his
resignation in the Good News Column," replied another journalist.
Pearl Necklace
A rich
man and his wife were going somewhere. On the way, the wife got a slight cough
and the husband asked with great love ... "Dear!" May I have
something for your throat...? "
The wife smiled and said ... "Yes ...! The pearl necklace we have seen
at the jeweler's."
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