Seriously Funny Jokes In Hinglish
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| Seriously Funny Hinglish Jokes |
Innocence
Elections hone
waale the, candidates ghar – ghar jaakar vote maang rahe the. Ek candidate ek
ghar ka darwaza khatkhataya to ek Chhoti si ladki ne darwaza khola.
“Hello doll”
candidate ne kaha, “ Aapke papa congress party mein hain yaa samaaj waadi party
mein….?”
“Ji, wo bathroom mein hain.” Ladki ne masoomiyat se jawaab diya.
Khaatirdaari
Ek din ek
kanjoos aadmi ke ghar kuch mahmaan aaye. Kanjoos aadmi ne mahmanon se poochha….
“Aap kya khayenge…?”
Mahmanon mein
se ek ne kaha….. “Hum wahi khayenge jo aap khaana pasand karenge.”
Kanjoos aadmi…
“Mera dil to is samay bahar nikal kar hawa khaane ko kar raha hai.”
Jaisa Sawaal Waisa Jawaab
Police (To shopkeeper): Kya tum koyla black karte ho….?
Shopkeeper: Nahi Sir, koyla to naturally black hota hai.
Aadarsh Aalsi
Office ke GM ek
Ideal lazy person the. Ek din unhon ne achanak ek announcement kar ke sabko
hairaan kar diya ke aaj main gym jaunga.
“Bahut
achha…..!” ek colleague ne khushi se kaha…. “ At last aapko exercise ka khayaal
aa hi gaya”.
“Kaun kambakht
exercise karne jaa raha hai...” GM ne moonh banate hue kaha… “Mujhe apni
membership cancel karwani hai”.
Fizool Kharchi Ki Aadat
“Beta, tum kuch padh rahe ho..?” Kanjoos dad ne
apne one and alone bete se poochha.
“No papa Ji,” bete ne immediate reply kiya.
“Kya tum kuch likh rahe ho?” Dad ne phir
poochha.
“No papa, main kuch soch raha hoon.” Bete ne
apni activity batayi.
“To phir bhagwan ke liye apne goggles utaar do,
tumhaari yeh Fizool Kharchi ki Aadat ek din mujhe diwaaliya bana degi.” Kanjoos
dad ne chilla kar kaha.
First Time
Ram(to sham): Dekho, wo ladki mujhe dekh kar muskura rahi
hai.
“Yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai.” Sham ne jawaab dete
hue kaha… “Jab main ne first time tumhein dekha tha, to teen din tak meri hansi
nahi ruki thi.”
Celebration
Wife (to husband): wo saamne jo sharaabi dekh rahe ho, maine 10
saal pahle us se shaadi ke liye manaa kiya tha aur wo aaj tak sharaabi pee raha
hai.
Husband: waah….! Itna lamba celebration.
Shuru kis ne kiya tha…?
Father: Beta….! Is baar tumhein exams mein 90% laana
hai.
Son: no dad….! Main is baar 100% launga.
Father: Tum mazaaq kyun kar rahe ho…?
Son: Shuru kis ne kiya tha....?
Misunderstanding
Wife(husband se): Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein gaaliyan de rahe
the.
Husband: tumhein ghalat fahmi hui hai.
Wife: Kaisi ghalat fahmi…..?
Husband: Yahi ke main soya hua tha.
Shubh Samaachaar wala Column
News paper ke
office mein ek reporter ne doosre se
poochha, “Minister sahab apne resignation ki news par itna ghussa kyun hain….?”
“Aap ne shayad
dhyaan nahi diya…” doosre reporter ne jawaab dete hue kaha… “ Hamne by mistake
shubh samaachaar wale column mein unke
resignation ki khabar print kardi hai.”
The Diamond Necklace
Ek rich aadmi
aur uski wife kahin jaa rahe the. Raaste mein wife ko halki khansi aayi to
husband ne bade pyaar se poochha…. “Dear! Kya main tumhaare gale ke liye kuch
le loon…?”
Wife ne
muskuraate hue kaha … “Haan…! Diamond necklace, Jo Hamne jeweler ke paas dekha
tha.
Hard Worker
Baithak ko
sambhodit karte hue labor leader ne kaha….
“Mujhe kadi mehnat aur mashaqqat bahut pasand hai. Main aksar us darakht ki chhaayamein bistar par late kar saara din logon ko kadi mehnat karte dekhta hoon.”
Draft & Final Copy
Question: Puroshon ko Mahilaon se pahle kyun banaya gaya?
Answer: Antim roop diye jaane se pahle shayad aadmi ko draft ke taur par tayyar kiya gaya tha.
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