Extremely Funny Jokes In English | Funny Jokes In English
Funny jokes play an important role in our life. Some times we really need some extremely funny jokes to change the mood. Funny jokes can make our day memorable and can change a boring session into a extremely funny session. So that we are here providing some of extremely funny jokes to read and share.
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| Extremely Funny English Jokes |
Hard Worker
Addressing the meeting, the labor leader said....
"I love hard work and toil. I often lie on a bed under the shade of a
tree and watch people work hard all day."
Reality based Painting
An artist used to paint realistically. Didn't make abstract pictures. But
one of his acquaintances insisted on making an abstract portrait of him. He
made a portrait and kept it in the studio. One day when his student came to the
studio, he saw the artist holding his head in front of the portrait.
“What’s the matter....?
Didn't he like the portrait?” The student asked sympathetically.
"No ... He liked
the portrait, but he said that the nose is not well made so kept it here to fix
it." The artist said in a dead tone.
Till Today
Son (asking his father):
Dad...! When will I be young enough to go out of the house without informing my
mother...?
Father (in a sad tone): Son...!
I have also never been so young till today.
Ultimate Answer
Q. Why
was the Maths book so sad?
A. Because
it has so many problems.
In Love with In-Laws
A
person has gone to a veterinary hospital with his pet dog and said to the
doctor… “Cut off my dog’s tail.”
Veterinary
Doctor asked him in amazement… “Why do you want to do that?”
The
person with dog replied, “Because, My mother-in-law is visiting us and I don’t
want anything to make her think she’s welcome.
Take No Chance
A
lawyer phoned his client overseas, “your mother-in-law passed away, shall we
order burial or cremation?”
The
Client replied, “Take no chances, Order both.”
Man, The Master of Women
Prospective husband on a book stall, “Do you
have any book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’.
Sales girl: “The fiction department is o other side, Sir.”
Then & Now
Wife to husband: You Know, I was a fool, when I married you.
Husband replied: Yes dear, you are actually fool, but then I was in love
and didn’t notice.
Something Extraaa…
Salesman to Santa: Sir, do you want this powder….?
“For what….?” Santa asked to salesman.
“For ants, Sir” salesman replied.
“No…” Santa explained.. “Today, if I give them
powder, then tomorrow they will ask for lipstick or something else.”
Rough Draft v/s Final Copy
Question: Why were males created before females…?
Answer: He was the rough draft before the final copy.
Pray for what…?
Sam: Do you pray before eating…?
John: No, My mom is a good cook.
Kissing Scene
A lady kissing a lion inside the cage in
circus. Ring Master asked people “Can
anyone do this…?”
Santa (In excitement): I
can do this, but first take the lion away.
Oh God..!
Santa: People consider me as “God”.
Banta: How do you know..??
Santa: when I went to the park today at morning, everybody
said, “Oh God! you’ve come again.”
Poor Chicken
On their anniversary, wife asked, “Shall we
have butter chicken for dinner?”
Husband: Why do punish the poor chicken for our mistake…?
Why this so….?
Santa was crying, Banta asked him why..?
Santa: I have only one brother, but my sister has two.
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