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Punishment for an Unknown Crime

Judge (to petitioner): Why do you want this divorce?

Petitioner: Sir, my wife peels garlic from me, chops onions, washes the dishes.

Judge: So what's the problem? Garlic should be slightly warmed before peeling, it will be easily peeled. Put the onion in the freezer for a while before chopping it, cutting will not irritate the eyes. Put the utensils in a tub of water for a few minutes before washing them, they will be easily cleaned. Soak the clothes in plain water before soaking them in the surf, the stains will come out easily and there will be no pain in the hands.

Petitioner: Just understood sir . . .

Judge: What do you understand ? ? ?

"That your condition is worse than mine. Your wife washes the clothes from you in addition to garlic, onions and utensils ..."

Judge (angrily): This court sentences you to five years hard labor for revealing the secret of the esteemed court.

Online Education

Teacher: Your son reaches 66 after 45 while reading the count.

The boy's father: I explained to him that 46 comes after 45, but when you were teaching, the network gone at 45and then came at 66. Now he is saying that this is what Sir taught & this is right.

# A father is always a father

She was a university student and not that type of girl who gives up easily. She found out that her class fellow had been separated from his father because during the lock down his family found out about their relationship. ۔

She frightened, and dialed the same familiar number. In a heavy and strange voice “Hello” from the front.

She mustered up the courage and decided to speak bluntly.

“Peace be upon you, Uncle. I have to talk to you. Uncle, I am the same girl with whom you made your only son’s condition worse yesterday. Uncle he is your only son, you should take care of his choice. Uncle, we like each other. And we can live a very good life together. Uncle, please reconsider your decision. ”

In one breath she said the whole thing. On the other hand, there was silence for a while. Then, came the answer.

"Daughter Natasha, you are right. I too have realized my mistake. We will bring the relationship to your home soon. ”

She answered in a soft tone, which she did not expect at all.

"Uncle, thank you, but my name is Hina, not Natasha." "

"But my son is related to Natasha. He himself has given the same name. The chat I read had the same name. And even in the Kashmir video you sent, he kept saying, "Natasha, don't throw snow, the camera will run out of water." "

There was a deep silence on the other side.

She thought, she had never been to Kashmir with him. No such video made.

She cut off the call thinking that this wretch has something to do with someone else.

As soon as the call was cut off, the boy's father smiled and put down his mobile phone

"Father is always a father ...!"

“My son, your real fate is to happen now, as soon as you go to university. You will have to give a million of contradictions to find out who this Natasha is ... !!! "