Funny Jokes In Hinglish | Jokes For Fun

Funny Jokes in Hinglish | Funny Jokes

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Funny Hinglish Jokes

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Rishtedaari

Ek Dehati(Phone Par Police  se): Basti mein ek gadha mar gaya hai.

Police: Aap hamein kyun bata rahe ho, nehla dhula kar dafan kardo.

Dehati: Maine socha ki mujhe pahle uske rishtedaaron ko khabar karni chahiye.

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Badi Baat…!

Ek Bewaqoof (Doosre se): Ek baar main ek bus mein tha ki achanak gir pada aur ek truck mere upar se guzar gaya lekin main zinda raha.

Doosra Bewaqoof: Yeh bhi koi baat hai. Bohat saare airoplanes rozana mere upar se guzarte hain, lekin mujhe kuch nahin hota…!

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Baat Ka Pakka

Ek baar kisi ne mujhse puchha ki tum kitne saal ke ho?

Maine jawab diya 23 saal.

Is par taajjub karte hue unhon ne kaha, “Yeh wahi umar hai jo aap ne 2 saal pahle batai thi.”

Maine jawab diya, “Ji Haan! Main baat ka bada pakka hoon, jo baat aaj kahunga 10 saal baad bhi us se nahin hatunga.”  

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Bachat

Ek kanjoos aadmi dukh aur udaasi mein sar jhukaye baitha tha. Uske ek dost ne poochha, “Kya hua? Tum itne udaas kyun ho?

Kanjoos: Pahle Ghee 500 rupaye tha aura b 400 rupaye ho gaya hai.

Dost: To phir aapko to khush hona chahiye. Ghee lene par 100 rupaye ki bachat hogi.

Kanjoos ne kaha….

“Yahi to dukh hai. Pahle main ghee nahin khareed kar 500 rupaye bacha leta tha lekin ab sirf 400 rupaye hi bachenge.”

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Maasoomiyat

 Baap(Bete ko 10 rupaye dete hue): Ja paan le aa beta.

Beta (Maasoomiyat se): Lekin papa…….JAPAN to bahut door hai.

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Chinta

 Pati(Patni se): Tum aadhi raat ko matches jala kar kya dekh rahi ho?

Patni: Main sirf yeh dekh rahi thi ke aapne lantern bujhadi hai ya nahin.

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Aish Karoge Aish…..!

Ek baar ek kanjoos seth apne driver ke saath car mein jar aha tha. Achanak seth ne aadesh diya – “Gaadi roko aur saamne waali sadak se moongphalli uthakar le aao.” Driver moogphalli le aaya. Seth ne moongphalli ko toda to us se do daane nikal aaye. Ek daana seth ne khud khaya aur doosra driver ko khilaya aur kaha…..

“Agar tum mere saath rahoge to aish karoge aish….!”

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Referee Ka Jawaab

Do pahelwanon ke darmayaan kushti ka shaandaar muqabla chal raha tha. Achanak Referee chillaya… “Taang marodi band karo.”

“Nahin…! Aaj to main isko tod kar hi dum loonga.” Pahelwan ne ghusse mein kaha.

“Bewaqoof…! Yeh tumhaari apni taang hai.” Referee ne jawaab diya.

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Sab se bada Aalsi

Ek jagah Kuch dost baithe baatein kar rahe the. Ek aadmi paas se guzra. Usne kaha…

“ Mujhe batao ki tummein se sab se zyada aalsi kaun hai? Main usko inaam dena chahta hoon.” Sabhi ne hath uthaya magar ek dost chup raha. Us aadmi ne kaha ki tum  sab se zyada aalsi lagte ho. Apna inaam lelo 500rupay.”

“Krupya ise meri jeb mein daalein.” Usne angdai lete hue jawaab diya.

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Jawaan Hone Ki Dawa

 Doctor(Boodhe aadmi se): Main tumhein aisi dawa doonga jo tumhain dobara jawaan kardegi.

Boodha: Nahi! Nahi! Doctor sab.agar main jawaan hogaya to mujhe pension kaun dega….? 

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Bin Bulaye Mehmaan

Ek aadmi atithi na hokar bhi doosron ke yahaan dawatein khaane ke aadi the. Jahan kahin khaane ka pindaal dekhte khaane ke liye haazir ho jaate.

Ek din jab wo ek program mein gaye to padosi ne poochha. “mere bhai! Tum yahan kaise?”

Muftkhor ne shaanti se jawaab diya, “ ladki walon ki taraf se aaya hoon.”

Baazu wale ek aadmi ne ghusse se jawaab diya…..

“Yahan koi shaadi nahin hai, mere baap ka chaaleeswan hai.” 

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