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Shaanti
Ek baar pati ki tabiyat bahut
kharaab thi. . .
Pati: Kaam wali shaanti ko bulao.
. . ?
Patni: Kyun. . . ? Kya baat hai. .
. ?
Pati: Doctor ne kaha hai ki. . . “ Dawai khaa kar shaanti ke saath so jaana. . . . !!!”
Great Scientist
Sir ne class mein ek sawaal poochha. .
. “Ek mahaan Scientist ka naam bataao. . ?”
Student: Aaliya Bhat. . !
Sir
(chhadi dikhaate huwe): Kya schoolmein yahi seekh rahe ho. . ?
Other
Student: Yeh
totla hai sir, “ Aarya Bhat bol raha hai. . . !!”
Customer Care Executive
Teacher
(sanju se): Tumhaare
papa kya karte hain..?
Sanju: Ji. . . , Wo roz gaaliyan
khaate hain.!
Teacher: Kya matlab. . . ?
Sanju: actually… wo customer care
executive hain?
Mid Night Phone Call
Aadhi raat ko . . . bedroom ka telephone
baja.
Pati
(Patni se): koi
mere bare mein poochhe to keh dena main ghar par nahin hoon.
Patn
(Phone utha kar): Mere
pati ghar par hi hain.
Pati
(chidhte huwe): Main
ne kaha tha naa… koi mere bare mein poochhe to kahna main ghar par nahin hoon.
Patni
(tilmilaate huwe): So
jaao chup chaap, har baar zaroori nahin ke tumhare liye hi phone ho..!
Pati behosh….
First Time…!
Ladka jaise hi station se baahar
nikla, khushi se uchhalne laga. . . !
Friend: Kya hua, itna khush kyun
ho?
Ladka: Aaj pahli baar mujhse kisi
ladki ne metro mein baat ki.
Friend: Wah bhai, waise kya baat ki
us ladki ne..?
Ladka: Main baitha tha, wo boli
utho. . . yeh ladies seat hai.
Khabardaar…!
Ek electrician ne apne madadgaar
ladke se kahaa… “Beta..! Do taar pade hain, in mein se ek ko chhoo kar dekho ki is mein bijli hai ki
nahin….?
Ladke ne Master ki baat maante
huwe taar ko chute huwe jawaab diya… “Nahin..”
Master bola… “Khabardaar…! Ab
doosre taar ko mat chhoona, warna mar jaoge.”
Zaroorat
Ek sharer ladke ki shikayat karte
huwe ustaad ne us ke pita ji ko likha…
“Dear parent, aap ka ladka bohat
shrarati hai , wo padhne likhne mein dil nahin lagata, aur doosre ladkoN se
ladta rahta hai, aur unhein bhi kaam karne nahin deta, aap krupya karke usko
samjhayein aur shararat kam karayein.”
Pita shri ne jawaab mein likha…
“Dear teacher, agar yahi sab kuch main khud kar sakta tha to bachche ko school
bhejne ki zaroorat kyat hi..?”
Apoorv Udahran
Ek paryatak ek guid eke saath
chidya ghar ki sair kar raha tha, jab woe k aise pinjre ke saamne pahonche jis
mein Tiger & bakri ek saath locked the to paryatak ko behad hairat huwi aur
us ne guide sr kahaa “wah! Wah! Shaantipoorn sah-astitv ka ye apporv udahran
hai, par ye sambhav kaise huwa….?”
“wo is tarah ki ham ek nayi bakri
pinjre mein daalte hain.” Guide ne jawaab diya.
Big Misunderstanding
Ek aadmi se us ke neighbor ne
shikayat ki… “Dekhiye Janaab…! Kal aap ke bete ne mujhe pathar se mara.”
Aadmi: Kya wo pathar aap ko laga…?
Neighbor: Nahin.
Aadmi: To wo mera beta nahin hai,
kisi aur ka beta hoga. Aap ko misunderstanding huwi hai.
Zaroori Kaam
Teacher(to
student): kya
tum ne home work kiya hai…?
Student: Nahin.
Teacher: To phir maar khaane ke liye
tayyar ho jao.
student: Master ji..! Kya main haath
dho aaon.
Teacher: Kyun…?
student: Ammi kahti hain ki koi bhi cheez khaane se pahle haath zaroor dho liya karo.
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