Best Funny Jokes In English | Jokes in English
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How can it be possible..?
One man (to another): A fire
has entered your house ..., let's run!
Second: Don't joke, I have the house keys….! How can fire
entered in house?
Habit
A doctor used to say Insha Allah (if Allah
wills), Masha Allah (as Allah will). One day he went to see a patient . . .
Patient: Doctor, I have a stomach ache.
Doctor: Masha Allah (as Allah will)
Patient (panicked): Will I
die . . .?
Doctor: Insha Allah (if Allah wills)
It's six o'clock ...!
The couple got into an argument and the conversation between the two ended but
then they started writing to each other using paper and pen. One morning
husband had to leave early so he write on a piece of paper & left on his
head and went to sleep. "Wake me up at six in the morning."
The next morning, when husband’s eyes opened, it was ten o'clock in the
morning. He got very angry with his wife, but when he saw the paper written by
his wife, all the anger went away on which it was written ... “Get up! It's six
o'clock."
Proof
Teacher (to student): Give three proofs that the earth is
round?
Student: Number one ... You say, number two ... I heard from my
father and number three ... It is written in books.
Otherwise . . . !
A madman climbed the pole and started shouting loudly. I will jump and die. At
his voice a large crowd gathered there and the people began to tell him to get
down but he refused. The second lunatic was going from there. When he saw that,
he too quickly climbed the pole and said something in the ear of the first
lunatic. Then the first lunatic and the second one came down.
People asked the other lunatic, "What did you say that he came down
...?" The other lunatic said . . .
I said to him ... "Get down quickly
otherwise I will take scissors and cut the pole."
Age
One
day the baby mouse met the baby elephant. The baby mouse asked the baby
elephant, "How old are you?" The elephant said, "Two
years." The baby mouse was very surprised to hear this & surprised
over his a big body at such an age.
Now the
baby elephant asked the baby mouse ... "And how old are you?" The mouse
said . . .
"I am also two years old but my health is bit bad."
Last Wish
A
reporter asked a prisoner who has to be hanged soon, "Tell me your last
wish?"
The prisoner replied, "Hang yourself in
my place."
The Poet's Answer
A poet
wore the same old Eid clothes but his shoes looked new. People thought it was
stolen. The poet, noticing the eyes of the people, said . . .
"These are the shoes ...
Don't think that I stole it
This is the grant of God
I brought it from his house.
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