Best Funny Jokes In Hinglish | Jokes In Hinglish

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Best Funny Hinglish Jokes

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Solid Reason

One friend(to another):Tum school kyun Nahin aarahe ho…?

Another Friend: Yaar! Mere baba kahte hain ek hi jagah bar bar jane se izzat nahin rahti.

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Mazaaq

Ek Aadmi (Doosre Se):Tumhaare ghar mein aag ghus aayi hai ….chalo bhago.

Doosra Aadmi:Mazaaq na karo, ghar ki chabiyan to mere paas hain.

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Aadat

Ek Doctror ko Insha Allah, Masha Allah Kahne ki aadat thi. Ek din wo ek mareez ko dekhne gaya….

Mareez:Doctor sab, mere pet mein dard hai.

Doctor:Masha Allah…!

Mareez (Ghabra Kar):Kya main jaldi mar jaunga ..?

Doctor:Insha Allah.

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6 baj chuke hain….!

Husband wife mein jhagda ho gaya aur dono mein baat cheet band ho gayi.Lekin phir paper par likh likh kar ek doosre se baat karne lage.

Ek Subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha isliye wo paper par ek message likh kar so gaye jis par likha tha “mujhe subah 6 baje utha dena.”

Next day jab husband ki aankh khuli to 10 baj rahe the.hsband ko wife par bada ghussa aaya lekin wife ka paper par likha message dekh kar sara ghussa jaata raha jis par likha tha “Uth jao, 6 baj chuke hain.”

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Saboot

Teacher (Student Se): Earth ke round hone ke teen saboot pesh karo…?

 Student: No.1…. aap se suna hai, No.2 …. Pita ji kahte hain aur No.3…. Kitabon mein likha hai.

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Paagal Kaun…?

Ek paagal aadmi ek pole par chadh gaya aur zor zor se chillaane laga “Main kood kar mar jaunga.” Iski aawaaz sunkar wahan log jama hogaye aur log is se kahne lage ke utar jao lekin wo na maana.

Itne mein wahan se doosra paagal ja raha tha, us ne dekha to jaldi se wo bhi pole par chadh gaya aur pahle paagal ke kaan mein kuch kaha to pahle wala paagal aur doosra dono hi neeche utar aaye.

Logon ne doosre paagal se poocha ke aisa usne kaan mein kya keh diya ke wo neeche hi utar aaya..? Doosre paagal ne kaha…”Maine us se kaha ki jaldi neeche utar jaao, warna main scissor lekar pole ko kaat dalunga.”

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Age

Ek din choohe ke bachche ki mulaqaat haathi ke bachche se ho gayi. Choohe ke bachche ne haathi se poochha  “Tumhari age kitni hai…?” Haathi ke bachche ne kaha…. “2 saal.” Choohe ka bachcha ye sunkar bada hairaan huwa ki itni kam age mein itni badi body.

Ab haathi ke bachche ne choohe se pooch liya … “ aur tumhari age kya hai..?”  sawaal sun kar choohe ne kaha…. “ Age to meri bhi 2 saal hai, par meri sehat thodi kharaab hai.”

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Last Wish

Ek reporter ne phaansi ke qaidi se questions karte huwe poochha… “ Aap ki last wish kya hai…?” Is par qaidi ne jawaab diya… “ Meri jagah aap hi phaansi par latak jayen.”

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Poet’s Answer

Ek poet ne Eid par wahi purane Eid ke kapde pahne lekin uske shoes naye lag rahe the. Logon ko laga ki yeh chori ke hain. Poet ne logon ki aankhon ko dekhte hue kaha…..

Yeh jo shoes hain,

Yeh na samjho chura kar laya hoon;

Yeh to khuda ki taraf se gift hain,

Usi ke ghar se utha kar laya hoon.

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The obvious difference

Ek saadharan mahila aur ek film actress mein ek antar bahut clear hota hai ki ek saadharan mahila apni shaadi ka joda shaadi ke baad apni beti ki shaadi ke liye mahfooz rakhti hai, jab ki ek film actress apni shaadi ka joda apni doosri shaadi ke liye sambhaal kar rakhti hai. 

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